how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
- (via a—failure)
still wondering how they made this movie
my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
- Beau Taplin, the hours between. (via whitebeyonce)
omg i love people that have an unexpected aspect to them
like some girl you know who wears light pastel or polkadot dresses who is actually hardcore into classic rock
or a really loud, obnoxious, athletic swaggy boy who’s favorite show is doctor who
or even a really quiet, awkward girl who makes a lot of penis jokes
i love those people
girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye
there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more
that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance
genitals making a guest appearance